the subaru prayer
The Subaru Prayer
Oh six great stars it is this we ask this of thee,
That you watch over us and our cars for eternity.
That the driver’s calm courage shall never wane,
That our bearings forever stand up to the strain.
That our lifters never tick and our seals do not leak,
That relays never stick and oil pressure does not get weak.
Resilience to our axles and head gaskets give,
For that we shall thank thee as long as we live.
May our radiators have the capacity to never get hot,
And our fuel injectors give all that they’ve got.
Let our tires grab the road so we can haul ass,
And give us the visibility so we can make it through the pass.
May our sensors always read correctly,
And our ground connections work directly.
May our wheels never lose the ability to steer,
And may our transmissions never grind a gear.
May we never be foolish but always bold,
And may our starters never fail to turn in the cold.
Not rain, fog, mud, cold or snow,
Shall keep us from where we need to go.
Give us the strength to drive on through the night,
And keep our voltage up so lights may shine bright.
In the blackness of night or whiteout of the day,
Our cars, if not us, shall know the way.




















